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Showing posts with label Adult. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adult. Show all posts

Daroo ki bottle


Very Touching.. Santa : Kal pehli baar maine girlfriend ki yaad bhulane k liye Sharab ki Botal ka Sahara liya.. Banta : Phir kya hua ? Santa : Hona kya tha… Lund fas gaya Bottle mein.!!

Advance Science


MUST READ U WILL FALL DOWN LAUGHING Jignesh “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.”? His friend “Don’t be so desi. There’s computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your

Happy Bday Of Common Man


Why I got divorced………. Sad story of a Man Last wéek was my birthday…. My wife didnt wish me…. My parents forgot and so did my kids…. I went to work…. Even my colleagues didnt wish me…. As i entered my cabin my secretary said,”Happy Birthday Boss”…. i felt so special…. She asked me out

Condom


C O N D O M S’ ========== Imagine If All The Top Brand’s Start Selling Condoms, They Won’t Even Have To Change Their Tag Line.. ========== ‘Pepsodent’ Condom: Raat Bhar Dishum Dishum.. ========== ‘Colgate’ Condom: Ye Hai Hamara Suraksha Chakra.. ========== ‘Nokia’ Condom: Connecting People.. ========== ‘MRF’ Condom: Extra Rubber Extra Mileage.. ========== ‘Moov’

Thalua


Saare Whatsapp users ko suchana: Kripaya kisi bhi joke ke peeche “Market me naya aaya hai jaldi fwd karo” ka tag laga ke Dimaag ka bhosda na kare. Hum Chutiye nahi baithe. Hum ko pata hai kaunsa joke naya hai kaunsa purana. Aage se apne aap ko gandu sabit na kare. Dhanyawaad. Jaldi forward karo

Adult Joke For Watsapp


Ladkiyon SE kya D0STI karna, Jo PAL bhar mein CHH0D jati HAI,Dosti KARNI hai to LADK0 seKAR0, Jo MARNE keBAAD bhi KANDHEpe LE jate HAI.Plz SEND all B0YS…… Awarded Double Meaning Joke: Lady to Rikshawala “…under tak jaayega?” rikshawalla “bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya hai.” lady “thik hai toh..ghumake phicche se le lo….” […]

Pappu Joke


Teacher: Pappu batao, yeh sign (%) tumne kaha dekha……. Awsme answer by Pappu:Teacher ji, jab car me ladkiya sit belt pehnti hain Tab