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Lift Chahiye Kya

Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.

Teacher Shocked

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Solid Insult

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Sex is like a gas station

Sex is like a gas station.
Sometimes you get full service;
Sometimes you gotta ask for service;
And sometimes you have to be happy with "self service"!
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Openings

HARD FACT:
No matter how many job POSITIONS taken over by women, and their claiming equality; But there are certain OPENINGS that only men can fill!

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Police and women

What do women and police cars have in common?
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming!

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