Nothing To squezes

Why are girls better at catwalk than boys?
Because there is nothing between the legs to get squeezed!
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Supar Hit Insult

Supar Hit Insult

Wife: Agar dunia sirf 30 minute mein khatam ho rahi ho to tum kya karna chahoge?
Husband: Off course Sex.
Aur baki ke 29 Minutes?

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Gullak

Sadhu fati dhoti pehan ker ghar se nikalta hai aur mandir mein puja ke liye jhukta hai. Ek aurat sadhu ki gand ko gullak samajh kar us mein ek sikka daal deti hai.
Sadhu seedha ho ke bolta hai: "Ab ghanti bhi bhaja do"

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Is it infection

Lady: Doc. I got brown discharge at my vagina �. is it infection?
Doc: How often do u hve sex?
Lady: Once a month.
Doc: Yeh infection nahi, zang lag gaya hai!!!

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Baloon Size

Son: (pointing to the breast) Mom ye kya hai?
Mom: Ye balloon hai.
Son: Mom aapke balloon kamwali ke balloon se chhote kyun hain?
Mom: Tune kamwali ke kab dekhe?
Son: Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.

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Nehru G

P. Nehru was f**king Victoria.
On climax, Nehru droped semen on bed.
Victoria: Andar kyun nahi nikala?
Nehru: Gandhiji ne desi maal videsh bhejne ko mana kiya hai.

Kaam Ka Aadmi

Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha
Uska wo bahot bada tha,
Ek aurat ne dekha to boli
Hamara desh tarakki kaise karega
Saare kaam ke admi to pagal hai

Robot

Ek aadmi apne bete ke liye ek ROBOT laya, jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
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Beta: Papa aaj mai school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (Sattaak�)
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PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tujhe saza mili, mai jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha. (Sattaak�)
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Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta hai. (Sattaak�)

Funny Images

Daroo ki bottle

Very Touching.. Santa : Kal pehli baar maine girlfriend ki yaad bhulane k liye Sharab ki Botal ka Sahara liya.. Banta : Phir kya hua ? Santa : Hona kya tha… Lund fas gaya Bottle mein.!!